SamIAM™
08-25-2003, 09:45 AM
GEORGE W. BUSH (I swiped this off another board)
The White House, USA
INTERNATIONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I attacked and occupied two countries.
* I am the first president in US history to order a military occupation of a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* I withdrew from or abrogated more international treaties than any president in US history.
* I refuse to recognize the jurisdiction of the World Court.
* I refuse to allow international or Red Cross access to US prisoners of war; I no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I took the world's sympathy after 9-11 and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world, possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US history.
* I am the first US president to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the greatest threat to world peace and stability.
* I am the first US president to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* I refused United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from its Human Rights Commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from its Elections Monitoring Board.
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ECONOMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I spent the U.S. surplus and shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
* I set a record for the most private bankruptcies in any 12-month
period.
* I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time r! ecord for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
country in the history of the world.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
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PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
* I am the first US president to run and hide when the country came under attack (and then lied, saying Air Force 1 was threatened).
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My driving and arrest record (including a rumored cocaine conviction) in Texas has been erased and is not available. I refuse to take drug tests or to answer any questions about drug use.
* I was AWOL from the National Guard for a year during time of war. For anyone else, that would have triggered automatic active service and likely duty in Vietnam; it did not for me. In fact, I sought, and received, early discharge.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been sent to my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings of any public corporati on of which I was a director are sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings I or my Vice President attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.
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POLITICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by any president in US history.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated USA law by not selling their investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest against me -- 15 million, the most against any person in the history of mankind.
* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* I have created the largest government bureaucracy in the history of the United States (Homeland Security).
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history: Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation.
* I spend more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
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The White House, USA
INTERNATIONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I attacked and occupied two countries.
* I am the first president in US history to order a military occupation of a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* I withdrew from or abrogated more international treaties than any president in US history.
* I refuse to recognize the jurisdiction of the World Court.
* I refuse to allow international or Red Cross access to US prisoners of war; I no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I took the world's sympathy after 9-11 and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world, possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US history.
* I am the first US president to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the greatest threat to world peace and stability.
* I am the first US president to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* I refused United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from its Human Rights Commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from its Elections Monitoring Board.
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ECONOMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I spent the U.S. surplus and shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
* I set a record for the most private bankruptcies in any 12-month
period.
* I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time r! ecord for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
country in the history of the world.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president in US history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
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PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
* I am the first US president to run and hide when the country came under attack (and then lied, saying Air Force 1 was threatened).
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine. My driving and arrest record (including a rumored cocaine conviction) in Texas has been erased and is not available. I refuse to take drug tests or to answer any questions about drug use.
* I was AWOL from the National Guard for a year during time of war. For anyone else, that would have triggered automatic active service and likely duty in Vietnam; it did not for me. In fact, I sought, and received, early discharge.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been sent to my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings of any public corporati on of which I was a director are sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings I or my Vice President attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.
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POLITICAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by any president in US history.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated USA law by not selling their investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest against me -- 15 million, the most against any person in the history of mankind.
* I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* I have created the largest government bureaucracy in the history of the United States (Homeland Security).
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history: Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation.
* I spend more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
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