Emily
10-26-2004, 01:32 PM
THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN
>
>An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
>his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She
>turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
>He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
>going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
>calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
>my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
>
>She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
>soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
>think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
>about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
>
>The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on
>the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
>He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian
>
>An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
>his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She
>turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
>He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows,
>going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
>calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
>my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
>
>She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
>soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
>think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
>about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
>
>The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on
>the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
>He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian