Stephie_B
11-04-2004, 09:54 AM
[shadow=red:67478a06ca]A Chaldean Christmas Story[/shadow:67478a06ca]
There once was a Chaldean,
Who had a very nice house,
He lived in Oak Park ,
There neighborhood was as quiet as a mouse.
One night when Najib came home
After a hard day at the store,
He yelled out to his wife Sabria,
Bring me some dolma and a deposit slip for the store
Sabria brought him his food,
He ate all that was on his plate,
He stayed up all night counting cash and
Watching TV-Orient until it was way too late,
When all of the sudden he heard a very loud noise
Coming from the back door,
He went outside and took look,
He didn't hear it anymore,
He went back in and watched more TV,
And then he heard it again you see,
There out of the corner of his eye is Papa Noel singing and
Drinking his 5th of Hen.
Chaldean Santa came in and sat down,
He said Najib, let's smoke some shit,
Because you know I'm not like old jolly Saint Nick
Najib and Chaldean Santa
Had a very fun time,
They stayed up all night,
Drinking and smoking, Is that such a crime?
When Santa had to leave,
He hollred to his dogs,
Come Naswan! Come Sabri!, and don't forget
Salman!
This is the tale of a Santa,
Who came from Iraq,
If you catch him late at night,
Make sure to have a fat sack,
Cuz most Chaldeans don't believe in Santa,
And mariam that's true, but if your blazing a blunt with Chaldean Santa,
All the presents go to you!
There once was a Chaldean,
Who had a very nice house,
He lived in Oak Park ,
There neighborhood was as quiet as a mouse.
One night when Najib came home
After a hard day at the store,
He yelled out to his wife Sabria,
Bring me some dolma and a deposit slip for the store
Sabria brought him his food,
He ate all that was on his plate,
He stayed up all night counting cash and
Watching TV-Orient until it was way too late,
When all of the sudden he heard a very loud noise
Coming from the back door,
He went outside and took look,
He didn't hear it anymore,
He went back in and watched more TV,
And then he heard it again you see,
There out of the corner of his eye is Papa Noel singing and
Drinking his 5th of Hen.
Chaldean Santa came in and sat down,
He said Najib, let's smoke some shit,
Because you know I'm not like old jolly Saint Nick
Najib and Chaldean Santa
Had a very fun time,
They stayed up all night,
Drinking and smoking, Is that such a crime?
When Santa had to leave,
He hollred to his dogs,
Come Naswan! Come Sabri!, and don't forget
Salman!
This is the tale of a Santa,
Who came from Iraq,
If you catch him late at night,
Make sure to have a fat sack,
Cuz most Chaldeans don't believe in Santa,
And mariam that's true, but if your blazing a blunt with Chaldean Santa,
All the presents go to you!