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11-05-2004, 12:50 PM
Two rich ladies are talking about their husbands.
Lady 1: *You'll never believe this! *My husband surprises me a few weeks ago with a trip to Europe. *He took me to Paris, London and Rome. *We spent two glorious weeks thene, he let me buy anthing I wanted and it felt like our second honeymoon!
Lady 2: *That's nice.
Lady 1: And then when we came home he surprises me with the mansion on the lake I've always wanted. *10 Bedrooms, 12 Baths, Indoor pool... I mean it's just so huge! *I'll have to have a live in maid.
Lady 2: That's nice.
Lady 1: And to kick it all off, my husband opens the garage doors and inside are matching his / her Mercedes sports cars! *One of the latest models you know. *He is just the best husband in the world!
Lady 2: That's nice.
Lady 1: But enough about me, what has your husband given you lately?
Lady 2: Well my husband sent me to finishing school so I could learn how to say "That's nice" instead of "fvck you b!tch!"
Lady 1: *You'll never believe this! *My husband surprises me a few weeks ago with a trip to Europe. *He took me to Paris, London and Rome. *We spent two glorious weeks thene, he let me buy anthing I wanted and it felt like our second honeymoon!
Lady 2: *That's nice.
Lady 1: And then when we came home he surprises me with the mansion on the lake I've always wanted. *10 Bedrooms, 12 Baths, Indoor pool... I mean it's just so huge! *I'll have to have a live in maid.
Lady 2: That's nice.
Lady 1: And to kick it all off, my husband opens the garage doors and inside are matching his / her Mercedes sports cars! *One of the latest models you know. *He is just the best husband in the world!
Lady 2: That's nice.
Lady 1: But enough about me, what has your husband given you lately?
Lady 2: Well my husband sent me to finishing school so I could learn how to say "That's nice" instead of "fvck you b!tch!"