msetto
11-05-2004, 03:52 PM
A man walks into a doctor's office, demaning a vasectomy. The physician begins the procedure but accidentally snips off one of the man's testes. Embarrased and afraid, the doctor replaces the man's lost testicle with an onion. The patient couldn't tell the difference. About a week later, the man walks into the doctor's office, demanding an explanation.
"What's the matter?" the doctor asked
"It's this damn vasectomy, doctor. I don't think you did a good job, " replied the patient.
"Why?" the doctor asked
"Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. And every time I give my wife a blow job, she gets heartburn. And, if that's not enough, I get this hard on every time I walk by a hotdog stand."
No comment from the doctor
"What's the matter?" the doctor asked
"It's this damn vasectomy, doctor. I don't think you did a good job, " replied the patient.
"Why?" the doctor asked
"Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. And every time I give my wife a blow job, she gets heartburn. And, if that's not enough, I get this hard on every time I walk by a hotdog stand."
No comment from the doctor