SamIAM™
11-05-2004, 04:08 PM
> ETHNIC DATING.........
>
> >>> WHITE WOMEN:
> >>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> >>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> >>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
> position.
>
> >>> IRISH WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> >>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> >>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> >>> ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an
> expensive restaurant.
> >>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes
> spaghetti & meatballs.
> >>> Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry you & insists
> on a 3 carat ring.
> >>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
> thought of hav! ing sex.
> >>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
> > 7th anniversary: she finds out about your girlfriend and has
> you whacked by her uncle Guido.
>
> >>> JEWISH WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> >>> Second Date: You get more great head.
> >>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
> again.
>
> >>> CHINESE WOMEN:
> >>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
> nothing happens.
> >>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner,
> nothing happens again.
> >>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
> already realized nothing is going to happen again.
>
> >>> INDIAN WOMEN:
> >>> First date: Meet her parents.
> >>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> >>> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> >>> BLACK WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You! get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> >>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
> expensive dinner.
> >>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> >>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.
>
> >>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
> >>> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> >>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother,
> father, his girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her
> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
> like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande with
> chickens and goats in the front yard.
CHALDEAN WOMEN:
...... you finish ;)
>
> >>> WHITE WOMEN:
> >>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> >>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> >>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
> position.
>
> >>> IRISH WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> >>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> >>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> >>> ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an
> expensive restaurant.
> >>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes
> spaghetti & meatballs.
> >>> Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry you & insists
> on a 3 carat ring.
> >>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
> thought of hav! ing sex.
> >>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
> > 7th anniversary: she finds out about your girlfriend and has
> you whacked by her uncle Guido.
>
> >>> JEWISH WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> >>> Second Date: You get more great head.
> >>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
> again.
>
> >>> CHINESE WOMEN:
> >>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
> nothing happens.
> >>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner,
> nothing happens again.
> >>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
> already realized nothing is going to happen again.
>
> >>> INDIAN WOMEN:
> >>> First date: Meet her parents.
> >>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> >>> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> >>> BLACK WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You! get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> >>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
> expensive dinner.
> >>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> >>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.
>
> >>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> >>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
> >>> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> >>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother,
> father, his girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her
> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for
> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
> like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande with
> chickens and goats in the front yard.
CHALDEAN WOMEN:
...... you finish ;)