SamIAM™
09-11-2003, 12:47 PM
A zebra died and asked St. Peter if he was black with white stripes or white with black stripes. St. Peter couldn't answer, so he referred the zebra to God, Who simply told the zebra "You are what you are".
Puzzled, the zebra returned to St. Peter who asked him what the answer was.
"I'm not sure" said the zebra "He simply said 'You are what you are..."
"Oh then" replied St. Peter "You are definitely white with black stripes. If you were black with white stripes He would have said "You iz what you be."
:mrgreen:
Puzzled, the zebra returned to St. Peter who asked him what the answer was.
"I'm not sure" said the zebra "He simply said 'You are what you are..."
"Oh then" replied St. Peter "You are definitely white with black stripes. If you were black with white stripes He would have said "You iz what you be."
:mrgreen: