Rita
11-18-2003, 10:07 AM
Not stereotypical of any of us, but funny!
"The Distraught Chaldean"
A very successful Chaldean attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along & was too close to the curb. The truck completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The Chaldean immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Chaldean started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the Chaldean finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you Chaldeans are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Chaldean.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the Chaldean. "Where's My Rolex?":lol: :applause: :lol:
"The Distraught Chaldean"
A very successful Chaldean attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along & was too close to the curb. The truck completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus. The Chaldean immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Chaldean started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the Chaldean finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you Chaldeans are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Chaldean.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"My God!" screamed the Chaldean. "Where's My Rolex?":lol: :applause: :lol: