The Wacky Bloggy

[wackyiraqi]

Hello All and welcome to my blog

I figured its a new year why not start a new blog? Actually this is my first blog I have ever done!! So this will be something new for me.

Lets get it on!

New years eve at my brothers house with a whole bunch of people around 50 or 60, had a huge party and a whole lot of food! We celebrated my nephews birthday at midnight he turned 3. Then we spent the night laughing and joking and doing plays got home at 7 in the morning. Took a shower and went straight to sleep woke up just an hour ago 5pm.

So I am hoping that 2006 is a really good year to me and my family, and my friends. I have a feeling that '06 is going to be a year that is going to bring many new changes into my life and many challenges but I am prepared to take them on alone or with a significant other, either way BRING IT ON!

Also I have some new years resolutions
1. Save more and spend wiser
2. Be a little less shy and a little bit more outgoing
3. Be a little less lazy
4. Go to sleep early everynight and wake up early every morning
5. Start working out again :?
6. I will balance my checkbook often ( on my finger )
7. Learn one new big word a day
8. Be a little less sarcastic (which is going to be hard since sarcastic is my middle name :? Wacky Sarcastic Iraqi) But I will try hard

Well thats it for now for my first blog entry, Stay tuned as I will try to write a few of them a week.

PEACE

[wackyiraqi]

Ok it turns out that I CAN'T STAND FAKE PEOPLE!

What a suprise eh?

Hmmm I wonder if I should go see my cousin ALVIN tomorrow? :think:

[wackyiraqi]

January 02, 2006

Hi bloggy how we doin today?

Wow today had a really good chance of turning out ugly! I couldn't find my wallet anywhere!! I flipped my room upside down and my car. I called my brother to see if I forgot it there but he couldn't find it either! At this time I was worried because I had everything in my wallet from credit cards to social security card, drivers license and cash. But I figured the last place I could look was my laptop case, I don't remember even going into my laptop case but sure enough it was right there!phewww thank God I found it, otherwise I would be on the phone trying to cancel everything.

Also I will be breaking my new years resolution number 8. I have now been told by two people that I should not stop being sarcastic. But I will watch who I am being sarcastic with because well it turns out people cant take a joke, I know go figure eh :think:

Also to get things straight THE WACKY IRAQI and Wackyiraqi ARE NOT the same people. THE WACKY IRAQI is much funnier then I. Nibras I love your comedy, you are a funny funny man! Sorry to hear about your parents but I will keep you and them in my prayers.

And finally this is a *PUBLIC NOTICE*
People PLEASE check your break lights!! Make sure that atleast one of them works. I can't stand it when people have all three of their break lights burned out! Seriously don't be surprised if you get rear ended by a big a$$ hummer because they didn't see you put on your breaks or trying to stop!

Now other then all that I am having a great day today bloggy, and for todays new big word, I am going to learn;

pseudo- adj : (often used in combination) not genuine but having the appearance of; "a pseudo esthete"; "pseudoclassic" n : a person who makes deceitful pretenses [syn: imposter, impostor, pretender, fake, faker, fraud, sham, shammer, pseud, role player]

[wackyiraqi]

"Goatees"

Yup in my goatee [x12]

[Hook x2]
I slang in my goatee
I bang in my goatee
All in the club spitting game in my goatee
I bling in my goatee serve feigns in my goatee
Fu** a bare chin i look hadeed in my goatee

[Verse 1]

Step on the scene with some green and some hard white work
Real clean fresh jeans and a nice goatee
We all get money and we all smoke purp
Hit the dirt one squirt will leave all yall murk
Cause im fresh in my goatee they glance at my goatee and i
Got the hat that match my pants and my goatee
Whoever that you might see
I know they got a goatee
Uncle, brother, sister, mother, dad or ur wifey (that’s nasty)
thick or thin be the
type of my goatee
I gotta shave man there is stubble around my goatee
Lames in a goatee i bring the pain in my goatee
Hispanic cracka nigga even yangs wearin goatees
Hit the club deep and we all got a goatee
you can get a thin or a thick goatee

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2]

I hit the mall in my goatee
Ooh I think they like me or they like the diamonds cause they shine so brightly
Yeah u know i how i be under my tee it the wifey
I got that thang tucked tightly
For them niggas who think im soft nigga come and try me
They going to find your body
goatees in the club and while we drinking on bacardi
Fu** a bare chin goatees in a party
Now dont get me started gotta try bacardi
Drama we avoid it
Everyone sport goatees cause they can wear it
Girls shave their goatees, boys wear goatees
Niggas in the trap now i bet they got a goatee
I wear a goatee, you wear a goatee
The next day catch me with the same goatee
Oh they boy clean white shoes fresh jeans
But on that boys face whats there a goatee

[Hook x2]

I gotta couple styles it just I choose not to wear them
goatee extravganza nigga like a barber special
Niggas think i done fail but my paper stacking a lot
Or you can throw back this but
Partner check my nine
And im a ghetto gangsta goatee laws gone hate ya
Street gangs with a little fame them hoes gonna chase ya
Can't escape from this goatee shit it done covered the map
Like crack been here in the 80s and it took over the trap
Come to the hood you can find me trapping in my goatee
Standing with a full grill niggas might try me know how i be still in my goatee
Rock jeans tiger green yeah girls like me
Haters try to bite me
Some try to dislike me
Became a rich nigga and the feds try to indicte me

Yup in my goatee [x12]

[wackyiraqi]

CELINE DION

No Mountains too high, for you to climb
All you have to do is have some climbing faith, oh yeah
No rivers too wide, for you to make it across
All you have to do is believe it when you pray

And then you will see, the morning will come
And everyday will be bright as the sun
All of your fears cast them on me
I just want you to see...

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

I saw the teardrops, and I heard you cry
All you need is time, seek me and you shall find
You have everything and you're still lonely
It doesn't have to be this way, let me show you a better day

And then you will see, the morning will come
And all of your days will be bright as the sun
So all of your fears, just cast them on me
How can I make you see...

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

And when it's time to face the storm
I'll be right by your side
Grace will keep up safe and warm
And I know we will survive

And when it seems as if your end is drawing near
Don't you dare give up the fight
Just put your trust beyond the sky...

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

I'll be your cloud up in the sky
I'll be your shoulder when you cry
I'll hear your voices when you call me
I am your angel
And when all hope is gone, I'm here
No matter how far you are, I'm near
It makes no difference who you are
I am your angel
I'm your angel

[wackyiraqi]

Ok so 2006 I thought is going to be my year! I thought it is going to be a great year!

Well.......

Things are not going to get easier or better unless they get worse or almost impossible! So keeping your nose to the grind stone is the only way to get what you want. I think I have to work hard suffer a lot and sacrifice all, but the rewards should be great!

if not I guess I can always resort to giving lap dances :think:

And by the way thank you all those who helped me on and off this board :alright: you are all my heros eh!

Man I hope I can make 4,000 junior bacon cheeseburgers a month I would have enough to invest like a mofo!

[wackyiraqi]

A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT!!!

:arghhh:

Me --> :knock: <-- Realtor


Thanks for the icons sam just the two i need this time!

[wackyiraqi]

YES I PASSED!!!! I PASSED MY REAL ESTATE EXAM!!!

:jive: :thumbsup: [-o< :applause: :cool: :party: :pfiiiiet: :yipyep: :dude: :dancing: \:D/ :elephant:

[wackyiraqi]

"We Live"

There's a cross on the side of the road
Where a mother lost her son
How could she know that the morning he left
Would be the last she'd trade with for a little more time
(so she could say she loved him one last time)
And hold him tight
But with life we never know when we're coming up to the end of the road
So what do we do then
With tradegy around the bend

We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love
We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love

There's a man who waits for the tests to
See if the cancer had spread yet
And now he asks why did i wait to live til it was time to die
If i could have the time back, how i'd live
Life is such a gift
So how does the story end?
Well, this is your story and it all depends
So don't let it become true
Get out and do what we were meant to do

We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love
We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love

Waking up to another dark morning
People are mourning
The weather in life outside is stormin
But what would it take for the clouds to break
For us to realize each day
Is a gift somehow, someway
And get our heads up out of this darkness
And spark this new mindset and start on with life cuz it ain't gone yet
And tragedy's a reminder to take off the blinders and wake up
(to live the life)
We're supposed to take up
(moving forward)
With all our heads up
Cuz life is worth living

We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love
We live, we love, we forgive and never give up
Cuz the days we are given are gifts from above
And today we remember to live and to love

[stream:91bac2189a]http://hahani.com/music/We_Live.mp3[/stream:91bac2189a]

[wackyiraqi]

"What If"

I ran into a friend of yours the other day
And I asked her how you've been
She said my girl is fine; just bought a house, got a job, real good man
I told her I was glad for you; that's wonderful
But does she ever ask `bout me?
She said she's happy with her life right now
Let her go, let her be
And I told myself I would, but something in my heart just would not let you go
I just wanna know

[Chorus:]
What if we were wrong about each other?
What if you were really made for me?
What if we was `sposed to be together?
Would that not mean anything?
What if that was `sposed to be my house that you go home to every day?
How can you be sure that things are better?
If you can't be sure your heart is still here with me
Still wanting me

Your friend asked me if there was someone special in my life that I was seeing
I told her there was no one in particular
There's just I, myself, and me
I told her that I dream of you quite often
She just cut her eyes at me
She said you got a home, you're very happy
So just stop your meddling
I told her that I won't
I said things were cool, but I guess I was wrong
I still can't move on

[Chorus]

Now that could be my car
That could be my house
That could be my baby boy that you're nursing
That could be the trash that I always take out
That could be the chair that I love to chill in
That could be my food on the table at the end of the day
Hugs and the kisses, all the love we make
What the hell do you expect me to say?
What if it's really `sposed to be this way?
What if you're really `sposed to be with me?

[stream:79c9bf97cf]http://hahani.com/music/What_If.mp3[/stream:79c9bf97cf]

[wackyiraqi]

Stupid Customers! :x

Wacky: Hello how are you doing today?

Customer: Good thank you how are you?

Wacky: Great thanks, what can I do for you today?

Customer: Do you guys fix Nextel phones here?

Wacky: Yes we are a Nextel service center

Customer: My phone is broken

Wacky: Ok, what wrong with it?

Customer: It shuts off when I get a call, like for example it would say Jessica calling and then it just shuts off.

Wacky: OH, well tell Jessica to stop calling you.

Customer: Well it does the same thing when Tom, Phil and Bill call me too.

Wacky: Never mind let me take a look at your phone.

Customer: Ok

Customer: So you guys service computer too?

Wacky: Yes sir we do, we are a full service center for PC's

Customer: You guys service laptops?

Wacky: Yes

Customer: Desktops?

Wacky: Yes sir all computers except APPLE

Customer: OH, you guys service Dell's?

Wacky: Yes

Customer: HP?

Wacky: YES!

Customer: OH, I have a Compaq

Wacky: We service that too sir

Customer: OH, well there is nothing wrong with it.

Wacky: :bang:

Customer: So can you fix my phone?

Wacky: Yes sir I am just taking it apart to see if there is any water or physical damage first.

Customer: Ok

Wacky: Sir you have water damage on your phone.

Customer: WHATTTT?????? WATER DAMAGE???? HOW????

Wacky: Sir I dont know, but the water indicator on your phone shows water damage and there is rust.

Customer: I thought that one time I droped it in the toilet I dried it out good.

Wacky: WTF? :arghhh:

Customer: Yeah a long time ago it fell in the toilet but I dried it out and its been working ok since

Wacky: Well it seems like the damage caused by the water just showed up now I guess.

Customer: Hmm..... Well this sucks

Wacky: Why does it suck sir? You do know you have both types of insurance service and replacment with a deductible.

Customer: Yeah I know, but I still have to spend money now to get a new one.

Wacky: Yeah im sorry but thats the only option we have when its water damage.

Customer: Yeah I guess, well ok thank you. I will call Nextel

Wacky: Ok sir thank you very much, Sorry we couldn't help you. By the way was the water clean?

Customer: Umm.... No..... OK have a nice day bye.

Wacky: :what: :help: :arghhh: :cry: