rkb
02-15-2006, 04:42 PM
(Disclaimer this is what happens when bored)
Well, I just wanted to give some background information on how this meal came into existence. It’s small unknown tale that comes out of the good book.
There was man long ago, in the time before time, in the land of Ur. This was a blameless man, who knew no wrong and lived his life according to the good lord. This mans name was Creamolysis. Creamolysis was poor alpaca herder who could not raise enough tribute and profit to pay off his debts, and pay for much needed food for his pregnant wife Kimberly. He had foolishly invested his life’s fortune into the alpaca trade which had been a major blunder.
On One goriest day that forever would be remember for all of time, Creamolysis down on his luck in the fields outside his home not knowing how to feed his wife, heard the most magnificent voice yell out from high upon the sky. It was that our lord. The lord spoke "Creamolysis I know you struggle in these hard days and I also know you have not lost faith in me. So I will reward you and your family with the lord’s meal. And than the Lord said “take art these chops of the lord and feed your self, wife and village.”
So at that moment over 10,000 pieces of cream chop appeared before the feet of Ceamolysis. And with the sweat dripping down from the lords brow that fell upon the pile of cream chop he had blessed this holy of holy meals. The lord told Ceamolysis to go and spread the lord’s wealth to his people. And so he did. Word of this miracle spread from home to home, village to village. This meal becomes commonly known as Cream's Chops. Which is what we know today as cream chop.
And that is the story of the origins of cream chop, the lord’s meal that he blessed our people with to enjoy for the rest of time. Gods gift to our people.
oh I should mention that i really really like cream chop! :love:
Well, I just wanted to give some background information on how this meal came into existence. It’s small unknown tale that comes out of the good book.
There was man long ago, in the time before time, in the land of Ur. This was a blameless man, who knew no wrong and lived his life according to the good lord. This mans name was Creamolysis. Creamolysis was poor alpaca herder who could not raise enough tribute and profit to pay off his debts, and pay for much needed food for his pregnant wife Kimberly. He had foolishly invested his life’s fortune into the alpaca trade which had been a major blunder.
On One goriest day that forever would be remember for all of time, Creamolysis down on his luck in the fields outside his home not knowing how to feed his wife, heard the most magnificent voice yell out from high upon the sky. It was that our lord. The lord spoke "Creamolysis I know you struggle in these hard days and I also know you have not lost faith in me. So I will reward you and your family with the lord’s meal. And than the Lord said “take art these chops of the lord and feed your self, wife and village.”
So at that moment over 10,000 pieces of cream chop appeared before the feet of Ceamolysis. And with the sweat dripping down from the lords brow that fell upon the pile of cream chop he had blessed this holy of holy meals. The lord told Ceamolysis to go and spread the lord’s wealth to his people. And so he did. Word of this miracle spread from home to home, village to village. This meal becomes commonly known as Cream's Chops. Which is what we know today as cream chop.
And that is the story of the origins of cream chop, the lord’s meal that he blessed our people with to enjoy for the rest of time. Gods gift to our people.
oh I should mention that i really really like cream chop! :love: