JerkFace
02-22-2006, 10:06 AM
INTRODUCTION.... tell us a little about yourself
Hi my name is Hani Ibrahim I am a 21 year old male from Madison Heights. I was born in Basra, Iraq. I lived there for 9 years then my family and I migrated to the United States in 1993. And don’t dare call me a boater! I came here on a plane! I’m a planer! I own a computer repair shop and also do cellular. I have been doing real estate for a while and just got my real estate courses done and my license. I hope to be doing real estate investments as well as business investments as a career.
FAVOURITES
Color- Black & White
Sport- Hockey
Book- Business @ the Speed of Thought: Succeeding in the Digital Economy By Bill Gates
Snack- Chips and dip
Flavor of condom- Well I don’t chew on condoms cause they are more expensive then gum. But strawberry would be good flavor.
Food- Arabic food, Kuba hamith, Dolma, shawerma and salads
Car- 2006 Dodge Viper
Time of day- 9:35PM and 24 seconds
Song- Greed, Hate, Envy By Nelly
FAVOURITE MEMBER/S
Caz, meme, corleone, normienorm, proud chaldean, tenu, HAMIKAS!!!, jerkface, nibras, miss b, kikhwa, steponose, nem chaldo, teffo and a few others I might be forgetting. Sorry
FUNNIEST MEMBER/S
caz, meme, normienorm, kikhwa, jerkface, nibras, proud chaldean, steponose, lil bit and teffo.
MOST INTERESTING MEMBER/S
meme, caz, renee, kikhwa, lil bit, normienorm, proud chaldean
How did you find out about chaldeanchat.net?
I was searching the web one day for chaldean porn. To see if any chaldeans are “moonlighting” as porn stars. And that’s how I came across chaldean chat. Now for the real story, I was chatting with my cousin and he sent me the link and said “check it out yo”
What’s made you stick around the site?
Lack of a real life. Actually I signed up and it took me a while before I posted anything. But I was noticing some really interesting topics and conversations so I didn’t just want to be a stalker I wanted to be a talker! And it also helps when you start making friends with people from the site it makes you want to stick around.
Got any hidden talents?
I can light my farts on fire, but shhhh don’t tell anyone it won’t be hidden anymore.
What’s your top 3 subjects you like to debate on?
Social Security Reform
Tax cuts and legislature
National Security
You think with the book I picked and topics I like to debate on I would actually have a use for a condom?
When you’re not on the forum what do you do for fun?
I hang out with people, I also enjoy being with my family as much as I can. I love to go over my brothers houses and see their kids I love my little nephews and niece, and I flirt with their wives.
Top 5 pet peeves?
Ignorant people
Rude people
Stuck up people
Liars
Thieves
What’s your Ideal woman from looks to personality?
My ideal woman would be someone who can be honest and upfront with me. Someone who is willing to support me in life and in business. Someone I can depend on and trust, someone I can share my life with. And someone I can trust will raise our kids to be responsible and admirable boys and girls.
As for looks I don’t really care much, I mean if I love the person who cares what they look like? But I would like a girl who takes care of herself, a girl that wants to look good and doesn’t show off ¾ of her body to the world!
Do you believe in Angels or are they just a myth?
Yes I believe in Angels because they have not proven them to be myths on Myth Busters! Actually I believe in angels because they protected my brother in his car accident. I believe they are Gods little helpers.
Would you marry a non-chaldean? if yes why? if no WHY?
Yes I would marry a non-chaldean, I’m not the type of person to say oh I have to keep the “pure” blood going. I mean if we click and we get along and our relationship has a bright future then who cares if she was born non-chaldean? But of course I would rather marry a chaldean woman just because many things will be easier and many things would be the same for both of us, but if I fall in love with a non-chaldean woman I am not going to say sorry I cant marry you.
Have any Nicknames?
dork, wacky, hano, sandwich
Have you made any friendships from the forum?
Yes I have, I have made two really good friends from the site, its weird how some people say I don’t know how you can make friends from the internet its not the same as making friends in person. Well I say it can be done! I have made two really good friends that I hope to never lose.
"Jesus Loves U Everyone Else Thinks Ur An Ass" pick 4 people on the forum you think the quote applies to.
Are you trying to get me killed? Jesus loves everyone and he teaches me to love them too! So that doesn’t apply to anyone!
Are you patient or short tempered?
Very patient when it comes to many things in life, but short tempered when it comes to appointments with people or meeting people for business, if its pleasure I don’t care they can be late.
Are you easy or do you have to be wined & dined?
Wined & Dined
So is it feminine for a male to take care of his appearance? & why?
No it is not, men need to look good just as woman do. There is nothing wrong with a guy trying to look good looking good helps you with finding a job, it helps you with impressing people as well.
What experiences have made you the person you are today?
Well this one time at band camp… Actually I would have to say work and seeing my brothers get married and have kids are the experiences that have made me the person I am today. Working has taught me responsibility, accountability, patience and reliability. Then seeing my brothers get married and having their kids has taught me, Love, sacrificing for others, more responsibility, accountability and A LOT of patience. But holding my nephews and my little niece in my arms when they were babies really has taught me that these little blessings are worth all the hard work that comes with a marriage and having a job to support them.
Who has it made easier chicks or pricks?
Well I don’t think one has it made easier then the other because we all have our little battles and obstacles, but I like Bono’s signature which is a quote by Robert De Niro
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro
So chicks have it easy when it comes to men I guess.
What would you say to those who only register to post pics & not join the forum?
I think they think they are HOT KAKA and think that people are going to talk to them because of their looks, LISTEN U WANT TO POST PICTURES? OK FINE! BUT ATLEAST INTERACT WITH THE DAMN FORUM!! They shouldn’t be able to register and post pictures unless they have 10 posts made, and if they register and never post they should get deleted! They are taking up good usernames like One_chaldo_2_NV_all_day and My_moma_says_u’ll_like_my_taco and MY_Milkshake-Bringsall_theboys554 and Mafia_SteamKilla! I really wanted Hairy_chested_chaldo but some jerk off has it and doesn’t even post!
CONCLUSION....your final thoughts
Thank you for taking the time to interview me and thank you all for taking the time to get to know me. This was heaps of fun and I think I’m getting fired for taking the time from work to do this, oh wait I work for myself. I should fire me I slack off all day!
Hi my name is Hani Ibrahim I am a 21 year old male from Madison Heights. I was born in Basra, Iraq. I lived there for 9 years then my family and I migrated to the United States in 1993. And don’t dare call me a boater! I came here on a plane! I’m a planer! I own a computer repair shop and also do cellular. I have been doing real estate for a while and just got my real estate courses done and my license. I hope to be doing real estate investments as well as business investments as a career.
FAVOURITES
Color- Black & White
Sport- Hockey
Book- Business @ the Speed of Thought: Succeeding in the Digital Economy By Bill Gates
Snack- Chips and dip
Flavor of condom- Well I don’t chew on condoms cause they are more expensive then gum. But strawberry would be good flavor.
Food- Arabic food, Kuba hamith, Dolma, shawerma and salads
Car- 2006 Dodge Viper
Time of day- 9:35PM and 24 seconds
Song- Greed, Hate, Envy By Nelly
FAVOURITE MEMBER/S
Caz, meme, corleone, normienorm, proud chaldean, tenu, HAMIKAS!!!, jerkface, nibras, miss b, kikhwa, steponose, nem chaldo, teffo and a few others I might be forgetting. Sorry
FUNNIEST MEMBER/S
caz, meme, normienorm, kikhwa, jerkface, nibras, proud chaldean, steponose, lil bit and teffo.
MOST INTERESTING MEMBER/S
meme, caz, renee, kikhwa, lil bit, normienorm, proud chaldean
How did you find out about chaldeanchat.net?
I was searching the web one day for chaldean porn. To see if any chaldeans are “moonlighting” as porn stars. And that’s how I came across chaldean chat. Now for the real story, I was chatting with my cousin and he sent me the link and said “check it out yo”
What’s made you stick around the site?
Lack of a real life. Actually I signed up and it took me a while before I posted anything. But I was noticing some really interesting topics and conversations so I didn’t just want to be a stalker I wanted to be a talker! And it also helps when you start making friends with people from the site it makes you want to stick around.
Got any hidden talents?
I can light my farts on fire, but shhhh don’t tell anyone it won’t be hidden anymore.
What’s your top 3 subjects you like to debate on?
Social Security Reform
Tax cuts and legislature
National Security
You think with the book I picked and topics I like to debate on I would actually have a use for a condom?
When you’re not on the forum what do you do for fun?
I hang out with people, I also enjoy being with my family as much as I can. I love to go over my brothers houses and see their kids I love my little nephews and niece, and I flirt with their wives.
Top 5 pet peeves?
Ignorant people
Rude people
Stuck up people
Liars
Thieves
What’s your Ideal woman from looks to personality?
My ideal woman would be someone who can be honest and upfront with me. Someone who is willing to support me in life and in business. Someone I can depend on and trust, someone I can share my life with. And someone I can trust will raise our kids to be responsible and admirable boys and girls.
As for looks I don’t really care much, I mean if I love the person who cares what they look like? But I would like a girl who takes care of herself, a girl that wants to look good and doesn’t show off ¾ of her body to the world!
Do you believe in Angels or are they just a myth?
Yes I believe in Angels because they have not proven them to be myths on Myth Busters! Actually I believe in angels because they protected my brother in his car accident. I believe they are Gods little helpers.
Would you marry a non-chaldean? if yes why? if no WHY?
Yes I would marry a non-chaldean, I’m not the type of person to say oh I have to keep the “pure” blood going. I mean if we click and we get along and our relationship has a bright future then who cares if she was born non-chaldean? But of course I would rather marry a chaldean woman just because many things will be easier and many things would be the same for both of us, but if I fall in love with a non-chaldean woman I am not going to say sorry I cant marry you.
Have any Nicknames?
dork, wacky, hano, sandwich
Have you made any friendships from the forum?
Yes I have, I have made two really good friends from the site, its weird how some people say I don’t know how you can make friends from the internet its not the same as making friends in person. Well I say it can be done! I have made two really good friends that I hope to never lose.
"Jesus Loves U Everyone Else Thinks Ur An Ass" pick 4 people on the forum you think the quote applies to.
Are you trying to get me killed? Jesus loves everyone and he teaches me to love them too! So that doesn’t apply to anyone!
Are you patient or short tempered?
Very patient when it comes to many things in life, but short tempered when it comes to appointments with people or meeting people for business, if its pleasure I don’t care they can be late.
Are you easy or do you have to be wined & dined?
Wined & Dined
So is it feminine for a male to take care of his appearance? & why?
No it is not, men need to look good just as woman do. There is nothing wrong with a guy trying to look good looking good helps you with finding a job, it helps you with impressing people as well.
What experiences have made you the person you are today?
Well this one time at band camp… Actually I would have to say work and seeing my brothers get married and have kids are the experiences that have made me the person I am today. Working has taught me responsibility, accountability, patience and reliability. Then seeing my brothers get married and having their kids has taught me, Love, sacrificing for others, more responsibility, accountability and A LOT of patience. But holding my nephews and my little niece in my arms when they were babies really has taught me that these little blessings are worth all the hard work that comes with a marriage and having a job to support them.
Who has it made easier chicks or pricks?
Well I don’t think one has it made easier then the other because we all have our little battles and obstacles, but I like Bono’s signature which is a quote by Robert De Niro
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro
So chicks have it easy when it comes to men I guess.
What would you say to those who only register to post pics & not join the forum?
I think they think they are HOT KAKA and think that people are going to talk to them because of their looks, LISTEN U WANT TO POST PICTURES? OK FINE! BUT ATLEAST INTERACT WITH THE DAMN FORUM!! They shouldn’t be able to register and post pictures unless they have 10 posts made, and if they register and never post they should get deleted! They are taking up good usernames like One_chaldo_2_NV_all_day and My_moma_says_u’ll_like_my_taco and MY_Milkshake-Bringsall_theboys554 and Mafia_SteamKilla! I really wanted Hairy_chested_chaldo but some jerk off has it and doesn’t even post!
CONCLUSION....your final thoughts
Thank you for taking the time to interview me and thank you all for taking the time to get to know me. This was heaps of fun and I think I’m getting fired for taking the time from work to do this, oh wait I work for myself. I should fire me I slack off all day!