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Well, this is my first ever blog on this site, so here it goes:

This was definetly a weekend to remember. For the first time in about a year, I had the entire house to myself for the weekend. My parents drove down to Cincinnati to visit my aunt and uncle, and also to take my brother down there because he'll be living there for a few months to get him a change of scenery. It should be good for him, but I'm gonna miss him like crazy :cry: .

So anyhow, Friday was the all-important Meet & Greet, which I must say was an absolute blast! I finally met Steponose and Cazzy, who are both awesome people. Sam, BONO, Neo, and Rafid are hands down the funniest people I've ever met in my life. So that was fun.

Saturday, I was planning on having a house party since I had the house to myself, but everyone backed out which kinda pissed me off. So we ended up going to some girls birthday party at GameWorks, played some games, ate, then went home. Not the way I wanted it to pan out, but nonetheless it was fun.

Sunday, work. On a sunny day when my peoplez are out chillin, I'm stuck dealing with bitchy customers, go figure. Later at night, we went to Cheers, It's a new Hooka bar in Warren which is pretty nice. Aside from the head and stomach aches, it was a nice night. Oh, and my cousin getting his new car spray painted kinda put a damper on the night as well. But it was funny seeing him mess the car up some more by kicking and keying it. Way to go Angelo!

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Wowww, yesterday was the gayest day ever. For starters, we had a managers meeting at 8:30 am, which I found out about just the day before. I was only working on about 4 hours sleep when I wok up at 7:30, because we went out the night before and I kinda came home late. Oh, and not falling asleep until 4am didnt help either. So anyhow, the meeting went ok, it's reallt the same shit different day with these people, which makes my job incredibly redundent.

As I walked in, I was informed that our internet was, get this, down. GREAT. The busiest store in the world HAS NO INTERNET, which doesn't help because everything we do is internet-based. So we were stuck calling other stores to do activations. I was praying that it wouldnt be too busy, boy did that ever backfire. We had 12 activations in by 2pm, with no internet mind you lol. AND THEN we were informed that the internet was disconnected because of some bullshit paperwork that was never filed, resulting in the DSL shut off. Stupid people i swear.

So we went without internet for the whole day and ended up doing 13 phones, all with me and two morons. One who cares about the way she looks as opposed to doing her job (It's the owner's daughter, "daddy's little girl" written all over that), and a 1st class boater who can't go 5 seconds without asking someone a question. Not to mention she gets ripped on about her intresting attire, which includes a pair of pants which expose a certain "cameltoe" (Bosses words, not mine), which I must say is a little on the scary side lol.

I was so glad to finally leave work yesterday, I went home, relaxed and pass the hell out, only to wake up and do that whole "work" thing all over again!

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Word of advice: Never follow women when going somewhere neither of you have ever been. Perfect example right here people:

We went to Cheers last night for a minute, only because there were sooo many people there it was unbearable. So we decided to go to Dearborn to Midnight Cafe I think it's whats it's called. Mind you I've never been to Dearborn so this is unchartered territory for me. Now I'm following a couple of girls we were going there with, and they got directions from our friend that was already there. Mind you this chick has a Navigation system in her car so we can't get lost right? WRONG. Appearently Southfield Freeway was closed off or something so we had to take a different route. I swear we were on the road for an hour and a half trying to find this place. Unbelievable I tell ya. I'm telling myself "We shoulda stayed home tonight" multiple times in my head, all while trying to keep up with this mad women in front of me so I dont get lost. Luckily we found the place otherwise I would have spent the night in Dearborn Heights, which I'll be the first to tell you is not a nice place lol. But I must admit, when we got there, the food and the hooka was actually worth the drive, even though we were on the road for much longer than we needed to be!

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My brother's coming back from Ohio today!!! I'm so excited to see him I haven't seen him in 2 weeks!

I saw Cazzy last night at Cheers with her cousin. She kinda freaked me out because she yelled my name and I was like "who is this crazy ass girl?". Turns out it was her, and she was with her cousin who gave me the nickname "Normal", which to this day I still don't understand.

Tonight we're going to Vision. I guess there's a party over there or something I don't know. All I know is that tonight I'm walking in there with a bracelet instead of 2 queer ass x's on my hands, so that makes me 21! I've never been there so that club is new to me, but it should be fun. But then again, anything is fun with some alcohal right?

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Weekend wrap-up:

Friday: First off, we went to my aunt's new salon in Howell, which is really nice. We were there for a while then left because I had a haircut appointment lol. At night we went to Cheers and smoked hooka for a little bit, then the headache began to kick in, prompting us to leave because i wasen't feelin too hot.

Saturday: We were supposed to go to Vision, but all the people we were gonna go with backed out, pricks. So we ended up going to my friend Chris' house party, which beat the hell outta going to the bar. Dude I got wrecked lol. First off, I mixed, which is a no-no, then I had this Jungle Juice, which tasted awesome. BUT, no one told me it would creep up on me and kick my ass! I was trashed when we went to Sahara after, and I almost tripped over an extension chord walking in lol. That would have made me look stupid in front of everyone, but nonetheless it was fun.

Sunday: Went to work until 5 then met up with the fellas to go to the Wave Pool. Then we went to Cheers again later that night and played Konkan lol. O and there was a fight there too which was pretty cool, even though it was a couple 16 year olds lol.

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My parents just turned 50 lol. I can't believe they're 50 years old, they don't look a day over 40 I swear. I'm happy for them.

Anyhow, we went to Birch Run today, which I must say was the most boring day ever. There was nothing there! At least nothing I like. It was OK, not the way I'd normally spend my day off, but it was cool to spend time with my mom and brother.

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I started working out again for the first time in like 2 months. The boys got a membership at the gym I go to and we all started working out together. The main reason why I stopped working out was because no one ever went with me, so it got kinda boring. Now that I have my boys with me, I think it's gonna be fun again. I'm sore as **** right now and have been that was for the past week. Shows how out of shape I am. I'm already seeing results so I guess I'm going something right.

I'm really stressed out these days...

Work is going so gay these days that I'm so tempted to just leave. Ownership is out of control, they don't know what they're doing and they're losing money faster than they can make it back. We're having a managers meeting tomorrow, the 4 in about 3 weeks, which goes to show how out of sync this god forsaken company really is. I'm disliking my job more day after day, and I'm almost to the point of giving them my notice and leaving because I can't take this shit anymore. They hold our comission (which is practically our entire check) for 2 months and then they don't pay us our bonuses when we're entitled to them. Not to mention the man running the show is and inconsiderate bastard, that I just don't even listen to him anymore. I've never seen anyone in my life make people feel like shit and feel so small the way Sean does. Him and this operation are the same way, and it isn't healthy for us as a company. Now if he can only just get his head out of his ass and realize this...

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It's raining, and I'm by myself at work. Is there anything else I could possibly ask for right now? Don't think so lol.

As much as I would like the store to be busy today, I'm liking the quiet factor right now. No bitchy customers, nothing. Just peace and quiet for the rest of the day. I love it.

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Yesterday was my first sunday off in 2 months. What did I do to enjoy it? Sleep lol. The night before we went out to Cheers and Sahara, where by 2:30 all of the boaters who went out to the bar came and ate there. They flocked in one by one, which I thought was pretty funny. Damn boaters. I slept pretty much the whole day and just layed in bed and relaxed, which was pretty nice considering I haven't done that in a while.

I'm counting down the days to one of the most anticipated events of the year... The 2006 NFL Opening Weekend! Aside from Basketball, Football is my favorite sport. I recently started a Fantasy Football League with Fakeness, Steponose and UmiSayz, and I think I cleaned house lol. The Season kicks off September 7th, and so will the massive threads and posts in the Sports Section. I can't wait!

Life is boring these days, with nothing to do but go waste money at different places and dwell on the fact that you're broke all the time. Not to mention there's a lot of stuff going on with me right now and while it may sounds strange to some people, but sports is actually a getaway for me from all the shit that's going on lately. To sit down for 2-3 hours every once in a while and consentrate on something else for a while is nice, not to mention it's so damn fun to watch and root for!

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Saturday was quite possibly the worst time I've ever had going out with the fellas. We went to the bar for Mike's brother's birthday, which was fun because we were just kickin back and having a good time. As we walked outside, all of us a little on the tipsy side mind you, my drunk friend decides to start some shit with the local abeed walking out of the bar with us. Mind you we're in Downtown Detroit as opposed to somewhere else we were familiar with. Basically to make a long sroty short, I've never in a scarier situation than the one I was in on Saturday. We were majorly outnumbered, and more and more of them came to the abeed's defense, so it became a bigtime disadvantage for us. We're all battered and bruised, especially Nick, who has a broken nose and black eye. I myself have a swolen jaw which I can't open or close all the way.

I swear this is what I get for hanging around my friends when they're drunk. They're nothing but trouble. Me and my friend Mike that we would never hang out with these guys when they drink. It's just not worth it to us to get beat down like that.

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Yesterday was a fun day indeed. Teffo came and visited me at my work because we haven't hung out in a while. We went to dinner afterwards and chatted about a number of things, which is a good thing for me because I can't open up to many people, and Teffo is one of the few people that I can do that with.

THE FOOTBALL SEASON BEGINS IN LESS THAT 48 HOURS! I can't wait! In the spirit of the Football season, we're running a football game after work with all the fellas from work. Should be a blast considering I haven't played football since high school. I just hope I don't break any bones lol.

I picked up Mikey from the Airport this morning. He was in Cali visiting some girl, which is funny because he always find himself going to California, with his primary motive is to see some sweetheart lol. O well, to each his own I guess. It was bored without him here, I'm glad he's back, now I have my workout buddy again!

O and to put a damper on this otherwise nice start to the day: I GOT A ****IN TICKET AT THE AIRPORT! Careless Driving was the charge I guess. The cop said I failed to stop at a crosswalk, which I did but damn man cut a nigga some slack!!

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I have the biggest headache from all the hooka I smoked this weekend.

Friday was a chill day at the house, we had cousins over and we just hung out and relaxed. My cousin brought his Hooka and we smoked that sucker all night long lol.

Saturday after work, we went to Cheers with the boys and watched the Texas/Ohio State game. We didn't plan on being there that long, but there was nothing else to do so we were there for a good 4 hours lol. We were the only ones watching the game and everyone was looking at us like we were crazy because we yelled and screamed everytime something happened.

Sunday was the funnest and most relaxing day ever. Why you say? Three words come to mind: N, F, L. I felt like a geek because I had the NFL Network on my TV and I had my Fantasy teams on my computer. But Damn it got those Football juices flowing! Afterwards we went to Fufu's house for a little bit, then went to Dave & Busters and met up Teffo, Steve, Sarah and zRaff. Unfortunatly neither of us were 25 so we were shit out of luck. We later went to CJ Barrymore's but they decided to close at 9, so we were AGAIN shit out of luck.

zRaff then suggested this hooka lounge call Fruitopia, which we went to and watched some more Football. It's a nice place to chill and relax at, and that's exactly what we did and it was really fun.

All in all it was a really fun weekend. Now back to the redundant and boring life of shitty weather and Cingular Wireless.

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Yikes what a ****ed up ass day this has turned out to be. First off, I watched my best friend get fired by my dickhead boss at our managers meeting, all because Sean couldn't take being called a crook, a snake, and asshole and a liar to his face by an employee. I, along with everyone else in the room, was shocked to say the least. It's really a shame to have that happen because Mike was the only one with enough balls to actually say something, and he gets fired for it. ****in assholes I swear.

Now I'm helping Mike look for a job and do something for some income. It's not like he's in desperate need for money, but it's only a matter of time before that happens. I talked to him today and he said he was better off not working for them, and that he actually felt a weight lifted off of him. But at the same time I think he's putting on a front and not really telling how he feels. But either way, I'm probably gonna be the next person out. I can't take it anymore. Hopefully I'll have something solid lined for me in the near future and I'm out of this mother ****er.

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I'm still working for Cingular. Yes I know it sucks, but what can you do right? Bills have to be paid, so on and so forth...

Things are going pretty well lately, which is something I couldn't have said for the past couple weeks. We went fishing at my friends lake house last night, and I froze my ass off! We did however catch a couple fish, so it was a nice night.

My brother has a doctor's appointment next week regarding a Gastryc Bypass procedure. He's been wanting to do it for a while, and I think he's mentally ready for it. I'm optomistic and for him and scared at the same time because this could be a new beginning for him as far as life, but there are risks involved in it too. I just hope god steers him the right way and gets him healthy, because he hasen't lived a real normal life yet because of his obiesity, and it kills me and makes me cry everytime I think about it because here we are living life to the fullest, and Jon doesn't go out, associate with people, girls, etc. I just hope everything works out so he can have a healthy and normal life, because his life makes me realize how much we actually take living a normal life for granted.

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I never thought this would happen once this year, LET ALONE TWICE! I have the house to myself AGAIN for the weekend! I don't know what I'm planning on doing to take advantage, but all I know is that I haven't slept since thursday (meaning i pulled an all-nighter), and I still don't feel sleepy or groggy. We stayed up all night playing some Hold 'Em with the boys, followed by my bro's hadeed breakfast. Tonight is still up in the air, but my post-work schedule consists of sleep, sleep, and more sleep if possible.

I think I've decided to go to Teffo's brother's wedding tomorrow. I think it would be fun, and Mike (PimpCharming) most likely will tag along with me. Anything could happen between now and tomorrow, but I think all signs point to us going. Pictures of us gangster macks will be posted soon after, so you can REALLY see us pimps in action!

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Wus crackelackin blog, it's been a minute...

I'm doing really well lately. It's been a nice stretch of a couple weeks of no real problems, bullshit, etc. my birthday is coming up in a few weeks, turning the big 2-0. Dammit I'm getting old and it sucks! I'm still not sure what we'll be doing to celebrate, but I'm sure there will be a bar and lots of alcohal involved lol.

I seen zRaff last night at Cheers. We went there to watch Sunday Night Football (Football Sunday=Heaven On Earth). I seen some guys I went to High School with over there, so it was cool to just kinda remenisce about stuff that went on back in the day.

My brother's birthday is coming up next week, and I'm stumped on what to get him. i might just get him a giftcard or something, and let him go pick something out for himself. He's turning 19, so we might just be taking him to Canada and get him trashed lol.

Well that's really about it these days. Nothing too exciting going on in the life and times of Normie. Check back soon for future tails and events. Peace out bitches!

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Jonny's officially 19! I'm so happy for him. I got him a $100 giftcard to Barnes & Noble so he can buy some books, because he's a hardcore reader, something I never got into. I wish I would frame the look on his face, it was great. We haven't "officialy" celebrated, but I think we might be going to the casino sometime this weekend or something. My parents are taking me and jon out to dinner for our birthdays on sunday, since his passed and mine is coming up next sunday.

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Holy shit, what a weekend.

As you may know, I turned the big 2-0 on sunday. We ended up going to 29th & Park in Canada to celebrate/party, and boy was I tore the **** up lol. It's not something I like to brag about, but for lack of a better term, I was GONE. Cazzy, Teffo and Steve came through, which I was soo geeked about. I'm glad they showed up.

Me and the rest of the fellas got our drink on early, just to get it out of the way before we got to the bar ;) . My boy Fadi got was the one who got me shitfaced, that damn Vodka & Cranberry :cheers2: . The only shitty part about the whole night was that we kinda got there late, and we had to wait in line for a while in the cold weather. O and also the 20 birthday shots I took on the arm from the boys, and one for good luck :knock:

As we got into the bar, it was hyphy as hell lol. I was kinda in my own world so I didn't know what the hell was going on. All I saw was drinks in my face from different people, which wasen't a bad thing to be honest with you :beer: . I did however take my shot of Tequila the wrong way, I took the shot and then licked the salt. Not a good taste if you ask me. And on top of that the bitch bartender forgot to give me a lemon wedge, do my throat was on fire for a while lol. O well it was all worth it.

I can honestly say that was one of the funnest nights ever. And on top of that, all the people that I care for and care for me were there, which made it all that much fun. Thanks peeps! :handkiss:

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I feel violated and used. Why you ask?

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BORAT!

I was dragged into watching it last night and lemme tell ya: I loved it! I thought it was gonna be a retarded movie but it was actually really funny, even though he's a bit of a ****in wacko. And he also gets annoying as hell after a little while, but he always found a way to get you back into the movie with a funny scene or some raunchy expression.

All in all, I highly recommend this flick.

I also bought a Video iPod last night. It was kinda spur of the moment, I just decided it was time to get one, and I'm glad I did. I love it already! I can see it attached to me wherever I go pretty soon, pretty sick huh?

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These past couple days have been EXTREMELY tiring. First off, happy turkey day to everyone and their families, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is the most "feastful" holiday of the year lol.

Unless you've been living under a rock all your life, then you must know that the day before Thanksgiving is the biggest bar night around. With that said, we celebrated to the fullest. My boy got a stretch H2 Limo for the night and packed 20 people in that bitch, with Champagne, Grey Goose and Henny lol. We went to the bar and got home at 5 in the a.m., and then had to wake up at 10am for the the Lions game (which they lost, BIG SUPRISE). Afterwords, I went back to the house to see everyone and their mother (literally) chillin for Turkey Day. The food was ****in awesome, we were stuffed to capacity. Thanks mommy!!