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03-13-2009, 01:34 PM
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funny blonde joke
Only three doorsAn airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" Last edited by ~Dee-Vine~; 03-14-2009 at 06:05 PM. |
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03-15-2009, 02:35 AM
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03-28-2009, 09:10 PM
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OHHH I HAVE ONE....
WHY IS A BLONDE SO DUMB? CUZ SHE BLEACHED HER WAY INTO THE BRAIN.... HAHAHAH I JUST MADE THAT ONE UP AND YES I KNOW IM THE FUNNIEST PERSON HAAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH (fart) HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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08-06-2009, 08:58 PM
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walking through the shopping mall
A blond flung her hair on the inside of the entrance door. Then, she slipped on the cleaners mop water that was puddled on the floor. She slipped and bumped her head. Then, the man at the taco bell food court restaurant said "O-lay". She was unconsciouse for a half hour..
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08-31-2010, 10:18 AM
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dizzy blonds, and those the most from the men...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - and those are fake, blonds. The real you see the roots growing from the lightest in their forehead. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - she should have it on a piece of ice, instead of the German the people she was in front of to not see how stupid she looks in a people not of her own. Last edited by mariahybu; 08-31-2010 at 10:18 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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09-13-2010, 02:46 PM
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09-13-2010, 08:50 PM
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mariah, I'm convinced you are genuinely retarded.
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09-15-2010, 08:53 PM
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I can't stand blondes..The kwara blondes make me sick. Their so trashy, hope they all burn in HELL.
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09-17-2010, 01:06 AM
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